Hey Neighbor, Happy Halloween! Thanks for stopping by the Wynne house. Here, have a Kindle story for your treat bag. It’s spooky, I promise. Goes well with a pumpkin ale. And it’s free until midnight tonight, so tell your friends to drop by. OK, be safe out there, and you know what? If you tag the place with shaving cream in the comments box, I won’t even chase you away with my katana.