Douglas Wynne

Horror, thriller, and dark fantasy author

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But I’m all set with the whole penis enlargement thing.

My twelve-year-old has only one criticism with The Rise of Skywalker and it's that Rey didn't say "Ok, Boomer" to Palpatine at the climax. 1 month ago
The Mandalorian was pretty great. Think I'm gonna make "I have spoken" my go-to catch phrase in business and parenting. 1 month ago
Someone should tell the president that “I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!” is not a defense. 2 months ago
RT @girlsreallyrule: Lev Parnas, indicted associate of Rudy Giuliani, is willing to tell Congress about meetings in Vienna between @DevinNu… 2 months ago
I remember back in music school hearing a quote that has stayed with me, though I’m not sure who said it: “There is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 months ago

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